Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
Robert Caso | Frank I / Ethel |
Kevin Schon | Frank II / Mirabelle |
Courtney Gibbs | Misty Blue / Joanne |
Herb Edelman | Rupert Hess (as Herbert Edelman) |
Brian Thompson | Bruno |
M. Emmet Walsh | Garcia / Gesundheim |
Shannon Tweed | The First Class Stewardess |
Zsa Zsa Gabor | The Stewardess |
Little Richard | Airborne Mustard Lover |
John Vernon | Von Bulo |
Alex Cord | Herskovitz |
Yvonne De Carlo | Mrs. Hess |