Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the film ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Elke Sommer | Professor Anna Vooshka |
Kenneth Williams | Professor Roland Crump |
Bernard Bresslaw | Arthur Upmore |
Kenneth Connor | Major Leep |
Jack Douglas | Ernie Bragg |
Joan Sims | Daphne Barnes |
Windsor Davies | Fred Ramsden |
Peter Butterworth | Henry Barnes |
Liz Fraser | Sylvia Ramsden |
Patsy Rowlands | Linda Upmore |
Ian Lavender | Joe Baxter |
Adrienne Posta | Norma Baxter |